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Jonathan Singletary Dunham House, located in Woodbridge Township in Middlesex County, New Jersey, the state's first township, chartered on June 1, 1669, by King Charles II, is a house that was built around 1709 by Jonathan Singletary Dunham, an early American settler and freeholder who built the first gristmill in New Jersey nearby the house.
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Monroe Township is one of eleven townships in Randolph County, Indiana. As of the 2020 census, its population was 3,459 and it contained 1,577 housing units.
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