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1. FFC 08 Niederkirchen is a German women's football club based in Niederkirchen, Rhineland-Palatinate. The team plays in the German 2. Bundesliga.
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Arkansas Judge is a 1941 American Western film directed by Frank McDonald and starring Roy Rogers, Spring Byington, and Veda Ann Borg.
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Utopiastadt is a sociocultural center in Wuppertal, Germany, located in the city district of Elberfeld in the buildings of the now defunct railway station Wuppertal-Mirke, located at the \"Nordbahntrasse\", the railway now converted to a bike freeway. Most activities are performed by volunteers.
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