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Vice Adm. Phillip Monroe Balisle a native of Idabel, Oklahoma, was commissioned in the United States Navy in 1970 after graduating from Oklahoma State University. At sea, he commanded the destroyer USS Kidd (DDG-993), the cruiser USS Anzio (CG-68) and the USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72) Battle Group. He served as Director, Surface Warfare Division on the Chief of Naval Operations staff at the Pentagon.
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