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{"type":"standard","title":"Igloopol Dębica","displaytitle":"Igloopol Dębica","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q748684","titles":{"canonical":"Igloopol_Dębica","normalized":"Igloopol Dębica","display":"Igloopol Dębica"},"pageid":28307562,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/Igloopol_D%C4%99bica_club_badge.png","width":282,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/Igloopol_D%C4%99bica_club_badge.png","width":282,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1244903586","tid":"b7b46503-6ef1-11ef-958d-e2ec58417ded","timestamp":"2024-09-09T21:23:12Z","description":"Polish sports club","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igloopol_D%C4%99bica","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igloopol_D%C4%99bica?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igloopol_D%C4%99bica?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Igloopol_D%C4%99bica"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igloopol_D%C4%99bica","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Igloopol_D%C4%99bica","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igloopol_D%C4%99bica?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Igloopol_D%C4%99bica"}},"extract":"LKS Igloopol Dębica is a Polish sports club from Dębica, Subcarpathian Voivodeship. Their football team currently competes in the IV liga Subcarpathia, the fifth level of the national football league system.","extract_html":"
LKS Igloopol Dębica is a Polish sports club from Dębica, Subcarpathian Voivodeship. Their football team currently competes in the IV liga Subcarpathia, the fifth level of the national football league system.
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The Tiny Bell Trio is the second album by trumpeter Dave Douglas and the first to feature his Tiny Bell Trio. It was released on the Canadian Songlines label in 1994 and features performances by Douglas, Brad Shepik and Jim Black.
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