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{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}
{"type":"standard","title":"Đorđe Branković (count)","displaytitle":"Đorđe Branković (count)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q342050","titles":{"canonical":"Đorđe_Branković_(count)","normalized":"Đorđe Branković (count)","display":"Đorđe Branković (count)"},"pageid":38880664,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/29/Count_%C4%90or%C4%91e_Brankovi%C4%87.jpg/330px-Count_%C4%90or%C4%91e_Brankovi%C4%87.jpg","width":320,"height":429},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/Count_%C4%90or%C4%91e_Brankovi%C4%87.jpg","width":1920,"height":2572},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1253303918","tid":"6f3be0e0-92ac-11ef-92fc-0744976986b8","timestamp":"2024-10-25T08:37:57Z","description":"Serb diplomat","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Brankovi%C4%87_(count)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Brankovi%C4%87_(count)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Brankovi%C4%87_(count)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:%C4%90or%C4%91e_Brankovi%C4%87_(count)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Brankovi%C4%87_(count)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Brankovi%C4%87_(count)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Brankovi%C4%87_(count)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:%C4%90or%C4%91e_Brankovi%C4%87_(count)"}},"extract":"Đorđe Branković was a Transylvanian Serb diplomat, writer, and self-proclaimed descendant of the medieval Serbian Branković dynasty. He served as the agent representing the ruler of Transylvania at the Ottoman Porte. In 1680, he moved to Wallachia, whose ruler sent him as an emissary to the Habsburg Emperor Leopold I in 1688. That year, the emperor conferred the title of Imperial Count on Branković. After Habsburg troops captured parts of Serbia from the Ottoman Empire during the Great Turkish War, Branković attempted to restore the medieval Serbian state with him as its hereditary ruler. His venture failed in its inception, and Habsburg authorities arrested him in 1689. He lived on as a captive in Vienna and Cheb, though he was not held in a prison. He wrote the Slavo-Serbian Chronicles, which was influential in the development of early modern Serbian historiography.","extract_html":"
Đorđe Branković was a Transylvanian Serb diplomat, writer, and self-proclaimed descendant of the medieval Serbian Branković dynasty. He served as the agent representing the ruler of Transylvania at the Ottoman Porte. In 1680, he moved to Wallachia, whose ruler sent him as an emissary to the Habsburg Emperor Leopold I in 1688. That year, the emperor conferred the title of Imperial Count on Branković. After Habsburg troops captured parts of Serbia from the Ottoman Empire during the Great Turkish War, Branković attempted to restore the medieval Serbian state with him as its hereditary ruler. His venture failed in its inception, and Habsburg authorities arrested him in 1689. He lived on as a captive in Vienna and Cheb, though he was not held in a prison. He wrote the Slavo-Serbian Chronicles, which was influential in the development of early modern Serbian historiography.
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{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}
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{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}