{"type":"general","setup":"What did one nut say as he chased another nut?","punchline":"I'm a cashew!","id":160}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the ocean say to the shore?","punchline":"Nothing, it just waved.","id":179}
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{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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{"fact":"Retractable claws are a physical phenomenon that sets cats apart from the rest of the animal kingdom. I n the cat family, only cheetahs cannot retract their claws.","length":163}
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