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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What is a tornado's favorite game to play?","punchline":"Twister!","id":240}
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Ivan Kasutin is a Russian professional ice hockey goaltender who currently plays for Metallurg Novokuznetsk in the Supreme Hockey League (VHL). He has previously played as a journeyman with nine clubs within the Kontinental Hockey League (KHL).
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Guaguasi is a 1983 Dominican war comedy-drama film directed by Jorge Ulla. The film was selected as the Dominican entry for the Best Foreign Language Film at the 56th Academy Awards, but was not accepted as a nominee.
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer quit their job?","punchline":"They didn't get arrays.","id":437}
{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"fact":"The biggest wildcat today is the Siberian Tiger. It can be more than 12 feet (3.6 m) long (about the size of a small car) and weigh up to 700 pounds (317 kg).","length":158}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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