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{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}
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{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
{"fact":"A cat can sprint at about thirty-one miles per hour.","length":52}
{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}
{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a thieving alligator?","punchline":"A crookodile!","id":451}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are fish so smart?","punchline":"Because they live in schools!","id":299}
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