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{"type":"standard","title":"From Wisdom to Hate","displaytitle":"From Wisdom to Hate","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5233487","titles":{"canonical":"From_Wisdom_to_Hate","normalized":"From Wisdom to Hate","display":"From Wisdom to Hate"},"pageid":3445949,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/From_Wisdom_to_Hate.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/From_Wisdom_to_Hate.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1223625502","tid":"66e2574c-1111-11ef-bb57-b69cec244dc7","timestamp":"2024-05-13T10:13:11Z","description":"2001 studio album by Gorguts","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_Wisdom_to_Hate","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_Wisdom_to_Hate?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_Wisdom_to_Hate?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:From_Wisdom_to_Hate"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_Wisdom_to_Hate","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/From_Wisdom_to_Hate","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_Wisdom_to_Hate?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:From_Wisdom_to_Hate"}},"extract":"From Wisdom to Hate is the fourth album by Gorguts, released on March 6, 2001 through Olympic Recordings and Season of Mist. The musical style can be considered a compromise between the previous album Obscura and the older albums Considered Dead and The Erosion of Sanity. This is the only Gorguts album to feature drummer Steve MacDonald. MacDonald had a history of recurrent depression and committed suicide in 2002, which eventually led to the break-up of Gorguts in 2005.","extract_html":"
From Wisdom to Hate is the fourth album by Gorguts, released on March 6, 2001 through Olympic Recordings and Season of Mist. The musical style can be considered a compromise between the previous album Obscura and the older albums Considered Dead and The Erosion of Sanity. This is the only Gorguts album to feature drummer Steve MacDonald. MacDonald had a history of recurrent depression and committed suicide in 2002, which eventually led to the break-up of Gorguts in 2005.
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