{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?","punchline":"Narnia business!","id":22}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?","punchline":"Because the punchline is apparent.","id":375}
{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
{"fact":"Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an \u201cM\u201d for Mohammed on top of their heads because Mohammad would often rest his hand on the cat\u2019s head.","length":210}
{"type":"standard","title":"Koszalin","displaytitle":"Koszalin","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q62868","titles":{"canonical":"Koszalin","normalized":"Koszalin","display":"Koszalin"},"pageid":74614,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1c/Koszalin_Rynek_Staromiejski_w_2014_roku.jpg/330px-Koszalin_Rynek_Staromiejski_w_2014_roku.jpg","width":320,"height":180},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1c/Koszalin_Rynek_Staromiejski_w_2014_roku.jpg","width":4160,"height":2340},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1292518357","tid":"ab0c8440-3ae9-11f0-90f3-b7478afd3ebc","timestamp":"2025-05-27T10:59:32Z","description":"City county in West Pomeranian Voivodeship, Poland","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":54.2,"lon":16.18333333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koszalin","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koszalin?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koszalin?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Koszalin"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koszalin","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Koszalin","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koszalin?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Koszalin"}},"extract":"Koszalin is a city in northwestern Poland, in Western Pomerania. It is located 12 kilometres south of the Baltic Sea coast, and intersected by the river Dzierżęcinka. Koszalin is also a county-status city and capital of Koszalin County of West Pomeranian Voivodeship.","extract_html":"
Koszalin is a city in northwestern Poland, in Western Pomerania. It is located 12 kilometres south of the Baltic Sea coast, and intersected by the river Dzierżęcinka. Koszalin is also a county-status city and capital of Koszalin County of West Pomeranian Voivodeship.
"}{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Krasowy","displaytitle":"Krasowy","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q11748023","titles":{"canonical":"Krasowy","normalized":"Krasowy","display":"Krasowy"},"pageid":46711379,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/Mys%C5%82owice_Krasowy.jpg/330px-Mys%C5%82owice_Krasowy.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/83/Mys%C5%82owice_Krasowy.jpg","width":2965,"height":2224},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1275320313","tid":"ed3bfa33-e924-11ef-82ca-46dffbcc02c6","timestamp":"2025-02-12T09:37:08Z","description":"Mysłowice District in Silesian Voivodeship, Poland","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":50.17119444,"lon":19.11461111},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krasowy","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krasowy?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krasowy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Krasowy"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krasowy","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Krasowy","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krasowy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Krasowy"}},"extract":"Krasowy is a dzielnica (district) of Mysłowice, Silesian Voivodeship, southern Poland. It was amalgamated with Mysłowice in 1975.","extract_html":"
Krasowy is a dzielnica (district) of Mysłowice, Silesian Voivodeship, southern Poland. It was amalgamated with Mysłowice in 1975.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow on a trampoline?","punchline":"A milk shake!","id":195}
{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"The punchline often arrives before the set-up.","punchline":"Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?","id":72}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What was a more important invention than the first telephone?","punchline":"The second one.","id":262}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?","punchline":"Talonted!","id":219}
{"type":"standard","title":"James Craig (architect)","displaytitle":"James Craig (architect)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1386955","titles":{"canonical":"James_Craig_(architect)","normalized":"James Craig (architect)","display":"James Craig (architect)"},"pageid":1821600,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Portrait_of_James_Craig_by_David_Allan.jpg/330px-Portrait_of_James_Craig_by_David_Allan.jpg","width":320,"height":408},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/Portrait_of_James_Craig_by_David_Allan.jpg","width":897,"height":1145},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1275754264","tid":"80d91dbb-eb1f-11ef-a527-6be23cb25fb0","timestamp":"2025-02-14T22:03:21Z","description":"Scottish architect","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Craig_(architect)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Craig_(architect)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Craig_(architect)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:James_Craig_(architect)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Craig_(architect)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/James_Craig_(architect)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Craig_(architect)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:James_Craig_(architect)"}},"extract":"James Craig was a Scottish architect who worked mostly in lowlands of the country and especially his native city of Edinburgh. He is remembered primarily for his layout of the first Edinburgh New Town.","extract_html":"
James Craig was a Scottish architect who worked mostly in lowlands of the country and especially his native city of Edinburgh. He is remembered primarily for his layout of the first Edinburgh New Town.
"}{"fact":"A group of cats is called a clowder.","length":36}
{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
["Fam poutine hammock thundercats, banh mi etsy next level snackwave intelligentsia meditation knausgaard iceland post-ironic. Kale chips shabby chic succulents palo santo helvetica iPhone. Viral occupy leggings vibecession, lyft drinking vinegar stumptown live-edge la croix VHS blue bottle gochujang. Neutral milk hotel kale chips glossier palo santo slow-carb succulents polaroid live-edge vinyl wolf flannel bitters migas. Next level knausgaard master cleanse, single-origin coffee taiyaki gastropub iPhone edison bulb schlitz lo-fi slow-carb. Franzen listicle DIY chicharrones intelligentsia adaptogen artisan mumblecore.","Paleo pour-over hoodie pabst street art farm-to-table godard lumbersexual gochujang quinoa. Lyft pickled XOXO waistcoat DSA food truck subway tile. Fanny pack celiac slow-carb locavore VHS activated charcoal stumptown fingerstache bicycle rights vexillologist enamel pin photo booth. Cupping pork belly poutine vape humblebrag, lo-fi tbh taiyaki affogato beard activated charcoal marfa franzen small batch. Chia pok pok fashion axe woke, you probably haven't heard of them craft beer vexillologist affogato mustache church-key stumptown meditation JOMO lyft. Wolf cloud bread schlitz whatever hot chicken cupping.","Echo park marfa hell of, photo booth DSA try-hard Brooklyn. Venmo hexagon iPhone art party vice 8-bit tattooed irony banjo. Hexagon swag adaptogen, gochujang viral banh mi fashion axe pug bicycle rights v